(Upon entering I see a very large cat in a wheeled carrier with some strange old woman feeding it cheese through the grating...she pushes it outside)
Female Clerk 1: "Damn that was one big frickin' kitty!"
Female Clerk 2: "Damn right! That thing musta been one of them Mancoons!"
Female Clerk 1: "uh huh... probably gonna eat her face off one of these days! Those crazy cat ladies are getting to be size queens and you know where that leads!"
Female Clerk 2: "Can I help you sir?"
(As I try to contain my laughter...)