Friday, August 22, 2008

Black Rock Savings and Loan

Brace yourself Burning Man, cause my project this year is Black Rock Savings and Loan and i'm out to foreclose on people's theme camps! It's just my way of giving you all a taste of the American Dream.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

omg what?

Ow my head?......

Maya Angelou sez:

"I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he or she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."

so true... the luggage thing I didn't fare too well on, but the rest I'm pretty good.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

We love it!

Just a coupla more days...

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

What a great name for a band...well one that will make sense for maybe another couple of years... but I can't stop watching this video for their song "Sophisticated Sideways Ponytail!"

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Burning Man 2008: The American Dream

Last year for Burning Man I made a mixed CD to give out as a gift to people on the playa. This year I decided to not only make a funky mix, but infuse it with this years very patriotic theme and my own take on this big ol' country of ours. There's some fun danceable moments, some bizarre takes on our past, and some good old fashioned schizophrenic mixtape-ology. Enjoy the ride and download it below now, included here is the artwork I made for one version. The final products include a small booklet in each and 2 different versions to switch things up a bit.

Click here to download this album

Monday, August 18, 2008

Who knew?

An age old video game could be so dramatic!

Sunday, August 17, 2008


When you are tipsy and get back from the bar.... and turn on Bravo.... which is a channel you resepct, kinda....and see they are showing "Crossroads",,,,, with Britney.... on the same channel that shows "In The Actor's Studio".... You kinda wonder.... Then vomit a little in your mouth.... then blog about the experience.... I'm just saying....

Friday, August 15, 2008


What would your reaction be if you were in the bathroom and from the stall next to you you hear:

A Plop... followed by "In Jesus name, Amen!"

What is my problem?

Why can I not stop watching these clips of this drag gymnast comedian?!

Some bitches need help...

This HAS to be a joke...seriously wtf?!

I can't believe she got the gold!

He/She's amazing! hehehehe

Thursday, August 14, 2008

My other favorite funny lady!

The House Bunnies

Thank you Amy Sedaris for getting me through my Thursday!

This is probably what life could have been like for me if I had kept raising rabbits like I did when I was six. I had 18 rabbits at one point but only started with 2. That was about when I realized that is all it takes to multiply... I saw specks of blood and just thought they were fighting, I didn't have a clue they were getting it on! Hell, I even rode out the 6.0 earthquake we had in the 80's by getting stuck in that damn rabbit hutch that morning... Scary as hell with a wall of rabbits looking at me like: "Don't you fucking know what's happening?!"

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

New porno title?

my friend Billy: "We're off to see the Lizard, the wonderful Lizard of Wads!"

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

R.I.P. George Furth

"I think there is a time to come to New York, and a time to leave"

Monday, August 11, 2008

Olympic fun

Olympic ceremony opening was amazing!

What was not amazing: The annoying and rude Bob Costas! What a fucking idiot! Couldn't they find anyone else?! And seriously... that rug isn't much better than a certain someone I know's ugly dead cat toupee! Do you own a mirror?

Friday, August 08, 2008

Ode to Granny

I love Squidbillies on Adult Swim and this character cracks my shit up every time!

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Me want...

A bacon scarf for Burning Man! Someday I'll be able to afford to order a bacon scarf on a whim!

Please tell me this woman isn't allowed to vote...

Unnatural my sprinklers!

Monday, August 04, 2008

The horror of Showbiz Pizza!

These characters freak me out now, I don't know how I didn't have nightmares when I was a kid after a friend's birthday party.

Too soon?

But srysly, Hope he's doing ok... Best Wishes Morgan Freeman, you gotta pull through.

WTF Monday... poodle aerobics