You gonna get bit!

Dawn O' Keef has a little something extra in her vajayjay... This horror film looks pretty funny and bizarre, I think it requires a field trip with all of us to see it, anyone in? The trailer is totally safe for work, remember we are most afraid of what we can't see...

Bai Ling is from another planet...

One of the best things about my morning is listening to Indie 103.1 and hearing some of the interviews with the people they manage to snag. This morning, many of my preconcieved notions were confirmed about the actress/ singer/ freak Bai Ling. Something I didn't expect was to be pleasantly surprised by her presence and her intellect. Bai Ling has been more of a joke to me with her bizarre fashions and laughable singing stint on reality TV, but this interview showed a deeper side of her. She was quite playful and strange as expected, but she spoke wonderfully about her role in the new movie "Southland Tales" from the director Richard Kelly. I have to say, all her "I'm from another planet" speech aside, I really think I like her now. And I was even more enthused to hear that one of my favorite books "Shanghai Baby" has been made into a feature film with her in the main role. She is perfect for this character, and I can't wait to see it. I hear through the grapevine it has yet to get a formal release date here in the US, but I expect it will be Spring of 2008 when we get a chance to see it. The slightly NSFW trailer is below (Partial nudity).

The Dead Won't Die

Check out this great Grindhouse trailer made for a contest put on by Robert Rodriguez at the SXSW festival in Austin. If you aren't into gross, funny horror film spoofs then move along.

Aaaaaaaaa SHEEP!

So, I saw Black Sheep this weekend and it was really fun. It was exactly what I thought it would be, a fun, ridiculous story of people being attacked, eaten and infected by some messed up sheep. My friends Carlos and Mark came with me, and we all had a great time. The audience was small as this film has next to no publicity, which made it even more awkward when I couldn't contain it any longer and laughed heartily at a terrible trailer for a french film. When it first started I though it was a joke.... I actually expected someone to fall into a giant hole and maybe someone like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit to peer over the edge. I'm sure the film itself is ok, but something with the re-dubbed narrator is lost and makes this thing just a bit ridiculous.

Just so you can understand what I mean, here is that horribly bizarre trailer. I give you...the most Important story ever told! LADY CHATTERLY!

Ok, I'm getting a little Youtube happy today...

In honor of the biggest of Pride Weekends across the US this weekend, here's the hilarious trailer for "Can't Stop The Music" the village people movie. You gotta see it to believe it!

The Ghost Theater

This movie trailer for the Korean film "The Ghost Theater" looked kinda scary, and potentially good......well until the song and dance numbers with that Rocky Horror rip-off started. Then I just knew it was destined to be a broadway musical within the year.... I smell a Tony award!

Caligula!

The funniest, and best parody movie trailer I've seen in quite a while! Imagine if they really made this movie?! (Thanks go to Mark for finding this!)