1.Gossitement= of or pertaining to an act of excitement, surrounding a semi-famous celebutard or gossip related moment.
Example: "Hey guys, what's all the Gossitement with that celebutard Lohan about?"
2.Celebutard= of or pertaining to a rediculous person famous for being famous.....it's never about actual talent.
Example: Paris Hilton
3.SHART= of or pertaining to a Fart that emits a small or copious amount of shit when not planned.
Example: (Names and faces have been changed or omitted to protect the innocent.) "Oh wow, I never thought i'd make anyone laugh so hard they'd shart! She had to leave the office in a hurry and we won't ever talk about it again. Can you imagine?"