The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.

My allergies are wreaking havoc on my poor eyeballs. I think it's a combination of the smoke in the air, the heat (it was 90+ degrees here yesterday - isn't it almost November?) and the on-again-off-again Santa Ana winds. My eyes are so itchy! My nose won't stop running... maybe i'm dying of some creepy disease the terrorists have spread? Oh god, there was that suspicious package that sat on my desk for a while... oh wait that turned out to be some ink we ordered for plotter... Anywho, I'm not feelin' this burninating shit going on in SoCal! I am so ready for some rain, ya hear?!

I like my strippers extra tasty crispy!

Oh so sad.... Micky's (aka:crappy WEHO stripper gay bar) had a little fire yesterday. It seems it didn't burn to the ground... next time whoever lit the place up needs to use more fuel.

Glen came up with this great joke: What do Micky's and the LA County fair have in common?

....they both serve deep fried twinkies!

Oh Glen, ya kill me!

Just Unbelievable

There are just not words...I'vbe never seen anything like what went down last night. At the end of this video there is even an incredible look at a fire tornado.

The morning after

Los Angeles smells like char. Waking up this morning, ash had lightly covered my new neighborhood and car, the sky was very hazy with plumes still burning off in the distance, helicopters cut through the sky, and the smell of "campfire" lingered in the air. Poor Los Angeles... the beautiful park has been gutted by flames, but at least the major structures have survived. Thanks go out to all the people who aided the effort to save the park and surrounding homes.