Friday, February 16, 2007

This just in!

"Anna Nicole is still dead..... I repeat! Anna Nicole is still dead.... Tom... any word on when we might hear more about her lifeless corpse?"

"Well Jim, its been days of standing here in a group with all the other reporters waiting to hear something or even see a simple move happen, but I believe we may be in this for the longhaul..."

"Thanks Tom... Back to you Cindy, anyone else come forward claiming paternity to the sweet child of Anna Nicole?"

"Jim, today we had a stunning admition from the Vatican stating: The pope wishes to expose his undying love for the blonde vixen, and share the details of their torrid three decade love affair.... more on this after the break, also are your children dangerous to your health? Wait and see next...!"

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