Umm.....that makes me feel funny

Is it bad when you are halfway through a can of A&W Root Beer and suddenly notice the new can design makes it look like the top of the can is dripping cum, that you feel a little sick and put it down.......only to suddenly crave more? What does it all mean?

From the Suggestive Ornaments Department

Anyone else see what this ornament is an abstraction of? (Thanks to BoingBoing)

Why must they play them ALL the time?

I can't stand the "Polyphonic Spree!" I am amazed that they get any airplay on Indie 103.1 but it seems they are in a new constant rotation over there. This band must be stopped...... they are a glorified Disney parade and if everyone just turns the other way and ignores them they might just go away. Help me lead this crusade brave soldiers!

Once you go Black Beauty....

Am I the only one that missed this little gem from 2005 in my hometwon of Enumclaw WA?!! This isn't the first instance, or last, of beastiality in that town. I remember a specific incident that happened when a friend's cousin was caught with his pants down near some Pygmy Goats... Ahh the good ol' creepy days in Enumsnatch!

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

Mmmmm

I'd ask my good friend Rachel Ray over to my new place for dinner, but she seems a little pre-occupied....