The House Bunnies

Thank you Amy Sedaris for getting me through my Thursday!

This is probably what life could have been like for me if I had kept raising rabbits like I did when I was six. I had 18 rabbits at one point but only started with 2. That was about when I realized that is all it takes to multiply... I saw specks of blood and just thought they were fighting, I didn't have a clue they were getting it on! Hell, I even rode out the 6.0 earthquake we had in the 80's by getting stuck in that damn rabbit hutch that morning... Scary as hell with a wall of rabbits looking at me like: "Don't you fucking know what's happening?!"

Happy Easter Photos

Ok, so there's always a devilish little part of me that enjoys saying really inappropriate things about Jesus around this time of year... I'm sure everyone's heard my Jesus Biting his nails joke by now... But now here's some fun Easter themed images to get ya started on the blasphemy!


This is a more realistic take on Jesus...

Can you see Jesus in this dog's ass?

Ok, not Easter themed but pretty damn funny...