The House Bunnies

Thank you Amy Sedaris for getting me through my Thursday!

This is probably what life could have been like for me if I had kept raising rabbits like I did when I was six. I had 18 rabbits at one point but only started with 2. That was about when I realized that is all it takes to multiply... I saw specks of blood and just thought they were fighting, I didn't have a clue they were getting it on! Hell, I even rode out the 6.0 earthquake we had in the 80's by getting stuck in that damn rabbit hutch that morning... Scary as hell with a wall of rabbits looking at me like: "Don't you fucking know what's happening?!"