Hello Jesus?...

Hi this is a message for Jesus.. Hi Jesus this is Lucy calling from "Pretty Nails"... I just wanted to confirm your nail appointment for tomorrow at 2pm. Thanks, we'll see you then...

I gotta stop biting my nails

Buff Buffing away...

Ok, how gay is this? My co-worker, we'll call her "Blondie," brought in all the girls a present...and me.... it's a 4 part emory board for your nails complete with buffing and shining pads.... I kind of laughed at first thinking to myself: "Self.....you might be able to use this whenever you make another model..." Then my nails called out to me: "Zack, please buff and shine me..." I decided why the heck not, all the while at my desk looking like some half-wit secretary scritch scratching away..... They now glow and are gorgeous....I kinda like it.