In the annals of "Its time to give up the schtick"

I just heard a way past middle aged man at work talking on his phone and use the phrases "jail bait" and "You gonna hit that?" in the same sentence.... just ewwww

Is someone trying to tell me something?

I got an email today with the headline: "Zack- Enjoy Arthritis Self-Management purchased on your behalf!"

god... I must be getting older... next I'll start getting those AARP ads and older gentleman dating service mailers...

Oh Oksana...

Oksana Baiul looks old, frumpy, and a little pregnant here in a picture from her 30th birthday. (Wasn't she just like 12 yesterday?)



If she keeps up her fashion sense like this, she'll be looking like this 20-30 years down the road...



(Does anyone else see George Burns in drag?)

Her skin sags....so quickly....

Yup, that pretty much sums up Madonna.