Increase your fiber, and get a lapdance at the same time!

This is probably how it will look in the interim phase when "Jumbo's Clone Room" gets turned into a TGIFridays...

Um.....yuck dude...

So the homos over at Jumbo's Clone Room tried to poison the general gay population this past week by beginning to offer up the nasty new "Vodka" (yes I use that term loosely) Pink. It's a new liquor marketed to, you guessed it, all the mo's out there who like their "Vodka Redbulls" but don't want the carbs..... it's supposedly a caffeinated Vodka. Well after one sip of this devil juice, I can honestly tell you to run the other way if one of those free shot taster boys comes your way. Don't let the shiny abs fool you, you are better off having never let this shit touch your lips.

Taste Description: Start with some sort of light motor oil equivalent, cut with water, add a dash of pepper, and then a capfull of bleach.... Douche the liquid into the nearest twink who's been tweaking hard and mainly through booty bumps, and then drain into glass. Drink up boys!

The Golden Age is over...

Alas and alack, the Golden age of "Local gay bar" has come to an end. It's been a long time coming, but it's fate now rests in the hands of 2 coked out freaks that want to bring in strippers 7 nights a week. The heart and soul that rested in the hands of the 2 good guys who managed the place, has left the building. And proudly they left with a mighty "Fuck you!" I'm hoping "pocket daddy" and friend find more work soon, maybe even in a field far different from that of the bar scene. It might be better for them in the long run. As I couldn't make a meeting that was scheduled, I have been summarily let go along with a handful of others.... no harm no foul.... I would have left the following week anyhow, without the support of the close friends/family I had made working there in the past 3 years.

While I'm a bit sad to not be workin' that door anymore, I'm releived. I will finally have my weekends back to myself. I feel free.... It's strange, but it's so good. I will miss the crazy stories and fun that ensued workin' with those guys and gals. I'll miss some of the bitchy fodder we hurled back and forth, but that can all take place over cocktails as patrons now.

We'll miss you "local gay bar" for now I dub thee: "Jumbo's Clone Room."