I'm Burning...

This is OnStar... I'm having trouble breathing...

Does anyone else cringe when those horrendous radio spots for OnStar come on and you have to listen to some middle aged woman crying and screaming with kids in the car after an accident? I swear to god it fucks up my morning commute every time! If I so much as hear a commercial sounding remotely like one I change the station.

"I'm having ..tr..t...trouble..bre...breathing...."

"Help is on the way ma'am"

"Oh Thank you! Oh its..s...so..so...Nice to have OnStar!"

jesus...